How is that for a title? All you need to do is google "body after baby" to make yourself feel like a lard ass.
See Alessandra Ambrosio. Three months after having a baby. ::hand over the knife::
Because now that my daughter is 13 MONTHS old, the "I just had a baby" excuse just starts to get you the side eye. I know they're thinking "That's not a baby. That's a toddler you lazy ass."
So on the search I go for a gym in our new town with a nursery for Courtney. Even though I'm 5 pounds under my pre-pregnancy weight, I'm still 10 pounds away from my goal and flabby as all get out. ick!